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Stroked it to hard...

Yes...
you read that right.

The other night I was jorkin my shi.

Diddy Oil to my right.
Nut rag to my left.
Prime Lana Rhodes on the tele.

A proper night, no?

Well, that was until things went south, quite literally.

I was jorkin my shit and about to nut until...

💥SNAP💥

My dih bent in half 🤯

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Clickbait title

React sucks 😞😔

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404: Femme Fatale Not Found

She tried to log in.
The server said no.
But darling, when you’re this fabulous, you don’t log in, you descend.
Error? More like entrance.
#DigitalDrama #CampQueen #Miss404

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My Crush Left, So I Became a Curriculum

He ghosted. I glowed.
Now I teach layered access with the emotional depth of a Persian ghazal.
Every module? A heartbreak.
Every validator? A love letter.
#PedagogyWithPain #RumiInJavaScript #MembersOnlyButMakeItPoetic

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Validator Message: "Oops, You Forgot Your Sass"

Your password must contain:
- 1 uppercase letter
- 1 lowercase letter
- 1 number
- 1 campy insult
- 1 dramatic pause
Try again, darling. This platform only accepts divas.
#UXWithAttitude #ErrorButMakeItExpressive #CampStackOverflow

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